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Niall Scully
Niall Scully
ID: 188801
Posts: 176
Date: 2007-05-08 18:05
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(OMG)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(don't do this at home. maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too)

haha

Cindy Hui
Cindy Hui
ID: 185214
Posts: 1299
Date: 2007-05-09 06:37
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")

I wonder if you could get away with doing that and plead that you were only doing what they done on tv..
Howdy.I'm a 18 year old half asian from Ireland who really would love to get with an agency who can get her exposure or anything please look at my profile and get back to me :D

Xandra C.
Xandra C.
ID: 178613
Posts: 2
Date: 2007-05-09 08:07
:lol: I just loved the one bout the praying mantis. I wonder how many people could pull that off.;)

Vylune P.
Vylune P.
ID: 186257
Posts: 305
Date: 2007-05-09 08:17
some of those are funny but some are disgusting:cantlook:

Selma K.
Selma K.
ID: 179598
Posts: 118
Date: 2007-05-09 10:05
I liked it ! :D funny funny
* Love the Life* :thumbup:

Carib Goodies
Carib Goodies
ID: 182744
Posts: 1748
Date: 2007-05-09 18:28
Niall Scully:


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the...?!")


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

haha


I like your jokes. I actually look for them. Keep it up.

Two points about this joke which was supposedly listing facts.

The female praying mantis only rips the head off of its mate when in captivity. She does not do this in the wild. In the wild the male praying mantis actually copulates with many females and lives to drink at the singles bar another night. (Which may be the motive for head-ripping once the female is alone in private with him.) I have had a couple girlfriends like that. My head is still growing back from the last one. And no, of course I did not do anything to have my head ripped. Geez, you girlfriends are sooooo paranoid!


It is biologically impossible for the eye to be bigger than the brain. The eye is part of the brain. More accurately, the line should state 'the ostrich eye is the largest part of its brain'.
:cantlook: Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should :cool:

Carib Goodies
Carib Goodies
ID: 182744
Posts: 1748
Date: 2007-05-09 18:29
Cindy Hui:

I wonder if you could get away with doing that and plead that you were only doing what they done on tv..


Cindy: Love the new back shots. One in particular I think you should enter in the contest. Wish I knew how to tell you which one it is.
:cantlook: Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should :cool:

Cindy Hui
Cindy Hui
ID: 185214
Posts: 1299
Date: 2007-05-09 18:38
Yeh hadnt a clue which to enter either. Wasnt too pleased with my first attempt so tried again. Was gonna ask on the contest but didnt know how to lol
Sorry for off topic
Howdy.I'm a 18 year old half asian from Ireland who really would love to get with an agency who can get her exposure or anything please look at my profile and get back to me :D

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