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 ID: 188801 Posts: 176 | Date: 2007-08-13 11:05 One day, a man walked into a dentist's surgery and asked how much it would cost
to extract a wisdom tooth.
"Forty quid," the dentist said.
"That's a ridiculous amount," the man said. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"
"Well," the dentist said, "if you don't use an anaesthetic, I can knock the
price down to 30 pounds."
Looking annoyed, the man said, "That's still far too expensive!"
"Okay," said the dentist. "If I save on time and simply rip the tooth out with a
pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to 10 pounds."
"Nope," moaned the man, "it's still too much."
"Well," said the dentist finally, scratching his head, "if I let one of my
students do it using pliers, I suppose I can knock the price down to a
fiver."
"Marvelous!" said the man. "Book my wife in for next Tuesday! |
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 ID: 186257 Posts: 312 | Date: 2007-08-14 09:21 ouch!   |
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Mystique Eyed Phoenix IonU |
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 ID: 114505 Posts: 1096 | Date: 2007-09-14 16:39 Sounds like an orbital grind to me!
For a fiver, on that 'pound' 'n' 'a-plier' note, you ought to be able to get the
smelly gas version as an AX'e'-tra add-in...
AX-^-=e.g.:
We hold these tooths to be self evident...
 NIALL |
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 ID: 198827 Posts: 167 | Date: 2007-09-20 20:13 haha he's hecka messed up!!!.:*~Liz~*:. |
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 ID: 216890 Posts: 11 | Date: 2007-12-01 04:17 good one bro.. |
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