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TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...

 
 
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10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

omg yurr a weirdo and a pervert
:lips:..omg i just need a mate to talk to baby..:lips:

yew man go find a girl
Kimberley :)

he cudnt get a girl he just finks their tits and vagina and no girl likes that in a man he shud be thoughtful and not just fink about sex xx lauri:cool:
:lips:..omg i just need a mate to talk to baby..:lips:

yeah no 6 especially is gross and no 10 oh my god
Kimberley :)

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