Best Way To Please A Woman Without Having Sex? - page 2 Total results: 42 Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 [ 3] |
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| Date: 2007-12-04 08:59 Try making her laugh? Hopefully that doesn't happen if you ask her to have sex! |
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 ID: 182744 Posts: 1551 | Date: 2007-12-04 09:45 Ephraim S.:
Try making her laugh? Hopefully that doesn't happen if you ask her to have
sex!
Nah. They take me very seriously when I ask that. It is when I drop trou that
the laughter starts.   Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should  |
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 ID: 188071 Posts: 288 | Date: 2007-12-04 12:45 Hey Mr. Organic SPICE guy =--->
How's your GQ Quetzal tail--end doing?
[Not laughing--YET on the jetset hull of a co$t]...HM'n'mm...Ok when you throw
pi (3.14) my way, I'll do the math & then... 
OMG...I just saw they brought the bible into the subject for 3.0 as in pi...
What NEXT?
Your avoir carte blanche is showing...
Hey FLIRTY, Funner for you to be Orgasmic under the right kitchen aid?
Now there's a slide 'n' side order option 
Only the lucky1
OUI-- as in French yes --& not we. [Can we get a license to pout? Or do we just
go round the Bush Whacking monkey of polo-ticks, some more? If only it was PC,
then could we ALL get along IF (If is good--just listen to pain or panic) we'd
rule out No Demo-Brats & No R.W. Re-Pelicans--OPT for
Independence DAY]
Liberty VS. Authority...
Hells Bells & Cockle Shells...
Knox Blocks flex better b4 they melt.
GOOD god, blinded me with generic science...Is that a Dar-WIN or a DUR-Wood?
Bewitching Wonder...
Can't parlay the poll outside the polecats pussyfootin' roost for a no SEX Spin
Segment...
Oh RILE the factors... sounds like a Pithy proliferated & liberated prop rooted
protocol party...To each his/her own is ALMOST a safety capped virgin idea for
stubborn democracy.
Like that movie, Better Off Dead with John Cusack...the part where he's
contemplating suicide at the dinner table...& there's the offering of French
Bread, French Fries, French Dressing, etc. ...Something kinda tossed in to break
the downside, & make the shift to a brighter transition.
E., U R
still D *Bomb*
E'-Splosive, E'clusive, E'cetra
Is there such thing as a pc Rush Limburger?...Wouldn't that be safer than the
'rush' from Limbaugh, to bow on that stinkin' political cheese footnote...
Ephraim, I never got over the "/%" you shared with me. _-_-_-_ [U know which
1!]
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[Ligni b dew 2cU2]
2- 'Hair' TODAY, (Cy) .:. NET=---> Tomorrow! |
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ID: 182744 Posts: 1551 | Date: 2007-12-04 14:13 Andromeda V1:
[Carib Goodies: ...]
Hiya, KARMA KARL 
Talk about adding sticky caramel OR Carmel B'n'B (Bed & Breakfast) to your
Goodies--Isn't there a 'no drop' shipment policy?
Cheers to cover your assets
As if ya didn't have a back up plan--
Go ahead & DROP the pants!, but reserve one pair of trousers, while still
standing...
Miss Muffin' (whoever), then has the seat of the joke on her, if you get her to
undress first.
Madam Andromeda, the air conditioner was on high. So there! Caramel goodness in
the center of a Snickers Bar.
I never get my money's worth out of Bed and Breakfast. I'm usually outta there
before breakfast. No morning snacking for me. Chocolaty coating with a fluffy
white nougat filling for sure, but taken only as a midnight snack attack. Way to
make her happy? Don't snore in her ear or drool on her pillow. Pair of trousers
in immediate reserve to press the escape key in case the first pair mysteriously
disappears. Seconds runs the risk of the sticky mess causing a stickier mess
when she sticks to you.
Aw, you know I'm kidding, Sweetie. The girl to hog-tie and corral me is out
there somewhere, I'm just not visiting too many ranches. Prefer the wild beast.
Free as the wind. Hunt and tag. Catch and release.
And you bet she has to undress first. Men are what you see is what you get. What
you see with women is Maybeline, Victoria's Secrets, Macy's, etc. Who says woman
can't do push-ups? Most wear more prosthetics than a quadruple amputee. Caveat
Emptor...let the buyer beware. Inspect the merchandise before whipping out the
credit card.
And lest ye think I am looking for perfection, while nice, not a prerequisite.
Honesty is the prerequisite. Want this soldier to stand at attention the candy
has to taste as good as it looks. Otherwise, a cold wind will blow through
without even ruffling the flag.
Andromeda is pure as the driven snow. No artificial ingredients. Natural and
organic. That brings the flag to full mast at reverie to tap without playing
Taps. Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should |
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 ID: 199255 Posts: 12 | Date: 2008-03-04 23:43 Definatly buy her WHATEVER she wants.
She want's a new Louis and Vuitton bag, GET IT IMMEDITALY. |
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 ID: 228723 Posts: 126 | Date: 2008-03-05 12:13 Well ok, the guy who's asking this is only 16 years old and I applaud him for
keeping his virginity as kids these days are losing it way too early... (some at
age 13!!!)
First off... don't worry about "pleasing a woman" (more like a girl at your age)
for now. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO!? Seeing that you having had sex yet... I'm sure
you know better things than your right hand. Do you paint, watch movies, play
video games, skateboard, dance... etc... After you figure out your hobbies you
just need to find the girl who shares your hobbies or at least has interest in
them.
But in all seriousness... you chose the wrong forum to ask this question. This
is a modeling site... not a puberty site. |
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 ID: 223404 Posts: 48 | Date: 2008-03-05 21:21 Miko Hayashi:
you chose the wrong forum
to ask this question. This is a modeling site...
I don't agree with you. Yes here is a modelling site but also here is a
"Love And Relationship" forum,too. 
According to me, best way to please a woman;
-give her a bouquet, or
-give her a tiny present, or
-present her a pet(for example, a bird), or
-write her a poem.
Good luck. |
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 ID: 235749 Posts: 14 | Date: 2008-03-19 08:13 it matters on the girl. BUT NOT ALL GIRLS LOVE TO HAVE SEX. take me for example
my husband didnt get me till we got married. But i loved the cuddling late night
movies the popcorn fights. i am a hopeless romantic some girls are like that
some girls arent you have to ask the girl not straight forward but ask her what
her favorite activity is what is her favorite food. the best way to please a
woman is by doing something thoughtful without thinking what am i going to get
out of this in the end or her having to ask you to do something nice for her.~Rach~ |
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 ID: 238055 Posts: 1 | Date: 2008-04-07 19:51 best way to please a woman for me is to listen to her... yeah we can say the we
hear what she is saying but do we really listen? that's the problem. In general,
women love to talk about almost anything. How their day was, their make-up,
their mood or even an officemate that irritates them.. So as her partner you
should understand this basic thing about them. There is a saying that a way to a
man's heart is through his stomach.. A way to a woman's heart is by listening,
compliment her, encourage her to do what she loves to do, be there for her in
every way possible... That's the best way to please her everyday.. |
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ID: 182744 Posts: 1551 | Date: 2008-04-08 01:33 Geez, just be her friend. In the end, guys, you will be surprised how satisfying
and comforting simple, honest friendship is. Be a friend, not a self centered
jerk looking to satisfy his own inner needs and fantasies and a lady just might
find you a compatible life partner. Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should |
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 ID: 223398 Posts: 537 | Date: 2008-04-11 02:12 I am a teen and the best way to please woman is take her down the beach, with
the sand, and the moon up it would be total romantic and would prove
to your girl that you re no jerk Kimberley |
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 ID: 161101 Posts: 97 | Date: 2008-04-11 05:57 Temitope Esther Agboola:
[Oluwaseun Adegoke: ...]
Exactly Seun, and hope that is what you do? Because some guys can be so useless,
and they think some girls are dafts. I'm talking from experience.
Talking frm experience. Hope not frm seun.lolsherlly butshy |
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ID: 182744 Posts: 1551 | Date: 2008-04-11 12:02 Kim S.:
I am a teen and the best way to please woman is take her down the beach, with
the sand, and the moon up it would be total romantic and would prove
to your girl that you re no jerk
Oopsie!
Well, from the perspective of an island resident with 87 beaches and no beach
more than a mile away I can tell you that a beach trip is no proof that a guy
isn't a jerk. In fact, from my observation (yeah, I spend quite a bit of time
doing night photography and environmental observations ) there are plenty of
cars a-rocking along the shoreline!
I am afraid that both men and women agree that a beach stroll is romantic, but
that a man's view of romantic results may differ just slightly from a
woman's.
Make certain he is not a jerk before heading out alone on the beach. Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should |
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| Date: 2008-05-23 05:56 Diamonds are good! Has worked for me. Maybe that is why I need second job doing
photos. Go figure!
Question back: Why are diamonds a girl's best friend, but a man's best friend is
a dog? |
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 ID: 237093 Posts: 1270 | Date: 2008-06-05 21:13 Kim S.:
I am a teen and the best way to please woman is take her down the beach, with
the sand, and the moon up it would be total romantic and would prove
to your girl that you re no jerk
The beach by light of the moon... perfect |
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ID: 237093 Posts: 1270 | Date: 2008-06-05 21:18 Dine by candle light, walk on the beach barefoot under the stars in the summer
night sky... just the 2 together...
Only thing is for me, I split with my last girlfriend couple of years back, so I
ain't got anyone special in my life right now though it's better
to be alone than be cheated & lied to all the time |
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ID: 245882 Posts: 6 | Date: 2008-06-09 08:31 your her your heart:: |
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 ID: 155195 Posts: 535 | Date: 2008-06-11 04:53 Just let her feel loved, loved in the sense of showing how much you care about
her, take her out, get her gifts and all other romantic things
Get it going
Libby |
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ID: 246797 Posts: 22 | Date: 2008-06-15 05:34 Carib Goodies:
Have I ventured into the psychiatric ward?
I am hoping there is a joke here somplace but I just cannot seem to find the
punch line.
Is your modus operandi the belief that sex is the best way to please a woman?
Are you now so tired of providing stud service that you are seeking other ways
to please women? If your seriously have to ask the question perhaps your best
option is to continue your current method of "pleasing" until the ying-yang
falls off.
So now we are quantifying women into one stereotypical group, huh? What would
you like? Generalizations like dinner and a show? Flowers? Moon light strolls?
Yup, we can group women like that sort of like dogs love Frisbees and bones,
cats like scratching posts, sharks want their noses rubbed. Men like football
and beer.
Sounds like the best way to please your woman is to pack up your stuff and leave
her alone!
LOL good one. please cut the sterotypes . |
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