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 ID: 188801 Posts: 176 | Date: 2007-10-29 12:57 A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes across
a very old bottle. He's just dusting it off when two rather tired looking
genies pop out "Two genies!" he exclaims. "That must mean six wishes!"
"Sorry, buddy, it's three or nuthin'," say the genies, "and hurry up".
The guy makes his three wishes and races off home to see if they've
been granted. He gets home and runs into his bedroom, where he finds
the most gorgeous girl he has ever seen waiting for him.
After hours of mad, passionate sex, he stumbles out of bed and
walks into the living room where he is knee deep in $1000 bills.
The guy can hardly believe his luck.
Just then there is a knock at the door. He rushes over to open it,
when two hooded KKK members throw a rope around his neck and string
him up naked until he is dead.
The two then take off their white hoods to reveal that
they are, in fact, the two genies, both looking rather puzzled.
The first genie turns to the second and says, "I can understand the
beautiful woman and all the money in the world,
by why on earth would you want to be
hung like a black man?" |
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 ID: 182744 Posts: 1529 | Date: 2007-10-30 16:27 Hence the reason why hanging nooses in a tree is indeed a
physical threat to life, limb and safety. The Jena 6 thing is nasty business. If
someone pulled a gun on you and you got away, next time you saw that person you
would beat them into mush, right? Same thing with a noose. It is a death
threat.
For future reference, when approached by a genie, wish to have the reproductive
anatomical specifications of a black male in warm weather!  Or just specify
inches in length, width and breadth. (PS...ask the wife before making changes
and adjustments to the set. Remember...she owns half!) Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should  |
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 ID: 194271 Posts: 156 | Date: 2007-11-01 03:34 He ha- be careful what you wish for |
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 ID: 183878 Posts: 984 | Date: 2007-11-02 08:41 Since the joke had the genies emulating KKK members, I suppose the "hung" rather
than the grammatically correct "hanged" is appropriate to the educational
level.
As for the other part of the reference. I was in the Army in the days of big
open barracks and big open toilets and showers. Apparently we have all sizes in
all races. And when the water runs cold, we are all pretty equal.If I haven't been there, I'm still planning on going!
If I haven't done it, I've still got time to try! |
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 ID: 191817 Posts: 22 | Date: 2007-11-02 09:38 Actually, as Niall comes from Ireland, 'hung' is the grammatically correct
term.
As far as I'm aware, 'hanged' is only correct in the American version of
English. |
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ID: 183878 Posts: 984 | Date: 2007-11-02 21:53 Irish, eh? The pure tongue is it? True we Americans have some peculiar ways of
using the mother speak, but I thought we shared the grammar. Around home all my
relatives are comfortable with "hung" and we are all descended from Scots, Irish
or both. And a whole string of teachers whupped it into me that I wuz wrong.
Lawdy be! Ain't that a hoot.If I haven't been there, I'm still planning on going!
If I haven't done it, I've still got time to try! |
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