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Nooooooo..... I am so sad now.

Victoria, who reads stock market graphs (and not so she can talk to the people paying to bed her, because no one WOULD pay to bed her... let alone back alley her), says I have nothing to look at in my portfolio.

Damn. If only she had a higher status and could see the rest of my port... or could see my website or other pages in which my pics can be viewed... although OBVIOUSLY she has no interest in this pathetic site or the misserable creatures on it...

VICTORIA: Forum posts - 15, Portfolio views 1176... I guess you don't need a mirror if you can view yourself that many times...

There there Romeo... talk to yourself in the third person... it'll be ok...

And you're right about one thing Victoria... you should be happy if you get a job for the weekend.

But then again, maybe you should try a different corner to the one you inhabit during the week.

BTW... Did you start life as a man? Honest question... you look like you have had a little plastic surgery (I'd be asking for a refund) but than again I guess you get what you pay for... and maybe you paid "in trade".

Anyhow, I don't think you need to worry about Eddie Murphy picking you up again...

I hear he doesn't follow the soccer so much.

OK, people. Let's lay off Victoria and get back on topic.

Next person to talk about her gets seven years bad luck for Christmas.



So...how can a mirror NOT be important to a model. The question is akin to asking how often you use tires to drive a car.

A model's money is her face and body. Any model needs to watch their looks, head to toe, 24 hours a day. That spinach in your teeth can make or break your interview. And when they see you and like you, you need to stay exactly that way for as long as possible. No one is interested in having gold today and lead tomorrow. The mirror is the handy dandy tool that insures your are in fighting trim.

I encourage all models to look at themselves and look at themselves often. The more you know about you the more you can contribute to a shoot.

Now...which of you carry TWO mirrors with you all of the time?

Come on now...don;t be bashful. Fess up! ;):thumbup:
:cantlook: Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should :cool:

Carib Goodies:

Now...which of you carry TWO mirrors with you all of the time?

Hum...what for?

Ann Goleva:

[Carib Goodies: ...]
Hum...what for?


You tell me? A spare tire?

I have seen models dump their purse or travel bag and mirrors come tumbling out. Hand mirrors, make-up kit mirrors, even tiny little mirrors in lip stick holders. I have to stop down my lens from all the reflections bouncing about.

So, admit it, come on, you can tell me. I have never met a lady with just one mirror in her possession.
:cantlook: Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should :cool:

Romeo, my uncle in his security agency has better looking boys than you...

And, if I should be happy for getting a job for weekend, show me better looking girls... Maybe Ann Goleva?=))

Carib Goodies:

[Ann Goleva: ...]
So, admit it, come on, you can tell me. I have never met a lady with just one mirror in her possession.

My mirror is double (well, it’s actually two mirrors:embarassed:... but they are connected into one). Such construction gives ability to check up my look from any perspective…and it’s very comfortable to use during the lesson – the teacher doesn't notice anything;)

Victoria, Victoria, Victoria...

Now... leaving aside that your name is actually that of an online soccer team (having googled you to see if you actually had any references outside this portal) ... and assuming that you are indeed not a 16 year year old fat kid procrastinating his 4 level physics homework (using his online soccer team as his name)... and assuming that you indeed do know who your parents are and hence who your uncle is...

If they are so much better looking than me, why are they not over here modeling internationally making mega bucks? Or is the security industry so much more lucrative in Poland, as opposed to Australia where I worked nights as a guard to pay for my university fees.

Oh dear... now I'm feeling depressed again... looks like you have me again.

Hang on... brainstorm... let's start up a company - neigh - our own agency. We'll get all these hot guys you know and take the world by storm. We could even call it Storm... hang on... taken... Since you've kept them all a secret we could call it "Victoria's Secret"... no... that won't work...

And as for better looking girls!!! LOL. Come on now... you're putting yourself on a pedestal.

As people have called... your on here for attention more than amusement... but here's the four one one: Your face is out of proportion, which while can look ok "on the street" is showing up in the photos you have posted. You have a week chin and jaw, and I can only assume that this is one of the reasons you got the boob job (which is blatently obvious). As for your body... for stripping and maybe some nude and glamour work it would be ok. But your boob job is way too obvious and disproportionate to your body for fashion, catalogue, print work etc. Of course it's not the only work there is....

But you want me to suggest some better looking girls??? Okay. Anyone working for a start. Anything without your nasty attitude would look better to me. I'll be honest... some of your physical attributes are all right - maybe even nice - but your always gonna smell like s*^t with your head so far up your own a*s.

Seriously though... how many stock market following, society, self proclaimed spunks, score at cyber soccer??? And this was in 2005 when OUR supposed Victoria would have been only 16 or 17... suspicious... surely.

Romeo...you and Miss V are way off topic. Final warning to you two. When next either of you look in the rear view mirror those flashing lights will be the Cyber Patrol come to yank your chain. How could you fall for that easy bait, Romeo? Take the feud off this forum please. You two can flirt privately with each other through the email system. Just try not to break anything.
:cantlook: Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should :cool:

KARL :D
ThanXoX for the "Petite Sacrificial OFFERING"
[Px-MAS: Might as well ask SANTA's BABY to go 4 the 21UX W.C.--'Field' option:))) --
Anything to break the dread-lock=--->...Cheery-O's:lips: ]

Z-Wango, Zzz-No Tango;...
If this post isn't the energetic ions & NO doze Zone!

Well, Inn Keepers of this throttle 'n' sputtering stall issue...
pc porta pot royal flush zone...:
Sorta reminds me of the Annie Lennox song title:
Walking On Broken Glass:cantlook:
Bloody wheel & well done on the flank 'n' stake issue...

Can some1 send in Billy Idol for a 'Charmed Life' OR [The] FIXX "The Sign of Fire".?
'Hair' TODAY, (Cy) ;) .:. NET=---> Tomorrow! :lol::lips:

I look in the mirror constantly!
Its pretty much addictive.
:cantlook:

Me too. I actually say on most of my web pages

LOL :lol:

"Mirror, mirror on the wall.. who's the fairest of them all?"

It's really a joke but kinda true too

I always have a mirror in my bag and I'm not afraid to use it... ;)...

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