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 ID: 170792 Posts: 681 | Date: 2007-12-13 03:05 Just as the saying goes ...All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...so am
gonna post some puzzles or rather jokes...lets see who gets them right
* There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for admission
to the International Home Show," One of them was the father of the other's son.
How could this be possible?
*In Kenya , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why
not?
* Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will never eat
a penguin's egg. Why not? |
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 ID: 182744 Posts: 1441 | Date: 2007-12-13 03:38 Do you want me to give you the answers, or give others a chance? Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should  |
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ID: 170792 Posts: 681 | Date: 2007-12-13 03:55 Carib Goodies:
Do you want me to give you the answers, or give others a chance?
hahaha Karl...dont tell me u figured 'em out already
Let's hear what u got..if u get 'em right I'll post new ones for the rest of the
people |
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ID: 182744 Posts: 1441 | Date: 2007-12-13 08:26 Ok, Lucia:
The other of the electrician and plumber is the son's mother.
This one is a very old Photographer's joke. Wooden legs do not take pictures.
Camera's take pictures. Hence you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden
leg. You can take a picture of a man with a camera.
Penguins are native to the Southern Hemisphere from South America to Australia
and the Antarctic Ice Shelf. The are not native to the north pole. (Although
since there are Penguins at the zoos in Alaska if one got away and laid an egg,
a starving Eskimo would jump all over it.)
Come, come, now, Lucia. I'm 43...I had these trick questions when I was 10,
That's why I asked if you wanted me to answer.  Can you
bring me something fresh? Me, I am going to get a couple hours sleep, come back
with a fresh head, and start making up some brain teasers for you. OK?
Meanwhile: What are we always looking forward to, planning for it to
arrive but yet can never reach it?
What is free when it has knots but has no knots when all tied
up?
An easy math problem: A carpenter has 17 nails sticking out of a piece
of wood. He hammers eight all the way in and four only halfway in. How many
nails are left? Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should |
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ID: 182744 Posts: 1441 | Date: 2007-12-13 08:26 Yes, Lucia, the answer to the first one is "tomorrow". I kinda made that easy,
huh? What about the other two? My answers to your next three:
The word "And"
"Meat"
Every year.
Come. come, Lucia! Challenge me!
Some more to crunch your collective minds on:
What does E Pluribus Unum mean in Latin?
What do you call an equine with a sore throat?
A midget, 12 inches tall, went to the Army recruiting office to sign up.
When the Sergeant saw the new recruit, he smiled and said: "I have the perfect
job for you." What military job did the recruit get? Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should |
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| Date: 2007-12-13 09:05  YOU TWO ARE REALLY THE OWNERS OF THE MIGHTY BRAINS |
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ID: 182744 Posts: 1441 | Date: 2007-12-13 10:23 Tony Anderson:
YOU TWO ARE REALLY THE OWNERS OF THE MIGHTY BRAINS
A good riddle is really just a test of reading comprehension skills and general
knowledge. The clues to the answer are always in the riddle. Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should |
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ID: 182744 Posts: 1441 | Date: 2007-12-13 13:41 No takers yet? I have five unanswered questions. What? Is everyone stumped
because the answers cannot be Googled? Come, come. Post your guesses at least.
 Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should |
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 ID: 194881 Posts: 25 | Date: 2007-12-13 16:57 What do you call an equine with a sore throat?
a hoarse horse!
these are cute! |
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ID: 182744 Posts: 1441 | Date: 2007-12-13 17:37 Yay, Andrea!!!  Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should |
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ID: 182744 Posts: 1441 | Date: 2007-12-13 22:54 Dear sweet Andromeda...second closest galaxy to my heart!
Leave it to you to to stomp my question. Yes. Foot soldier is exactly right.
However...one out of many is NOT the correct
answer. B-U-R-R-R-M-M-P-P!
The buzzer sounds. Strike one! Look at the question again, starry-eyed one and
take another gander at it. You'll slap yourself silly or go super nova when you
catch it. Keep slinging!
Andrea K...you like to double up. Try this one: What is a broken down
rum factory? Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should |
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ID: 170792 Posts: 681 | Date: 2007-12-14 00:55 Carib Goodies:
An easy math problem: A carpenter has 17 nails sticking out of a piece
of wood. He hammers eight all the way in and four only halfway in. How many
nails are left?
Could it be 9..bcoz the 4 halfway are still sticking out |
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ID: 182744 Posts: 1441 | Date: 2007-12-14 01:08 B-U-R-R-R-M-M-P-P! Strike one, Lucia! Keep trying! No crying!  Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should |
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ID: 182744 Posts: 1441 | Date: 2007-12-15 05:48 L-U-C-I-A-A-A-A?!?
Come, come, Darling. Where's your next guess.  Think. Burn some
wattage. You'll get it.
Anyone else want to take a gander?
I'm still translating Andromeda...and soon as I do, Ill give her some answers.
 Right now
all I can think of for the first one is "Feed Back", but I doubt that is the
answer. I'll strike my head with a hammer a few more times and see if I get a
revelation. Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should |
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 ID: 209819 Posts: 81 | Date: 2007-12-19 22:35 There's still 17 nails. Some are just pounded in.
E Pluribus Unum in Latin means E Pluribus Unum. I don't know what the English
translation is though, something like "From Many One" or "All for one"? |
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 ID: 188071 Posts: 288 | Date: 2007-12-24 13:51 PS Merry KissMass, LUCIA...keep the Change!
(on the post)
cc
Oh & by Ti byte:.Stay as warm as a bug-in-a-rug...  'Hair' TODAY, (Cy)  .:. NET=---> Tomorrow! |
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 ID: 199345 Posts: 356 | Date: 2007-12-24 14:37 Carib Goodies:
An easy math problem: A carpenter has 17 nails sticking out of a piece
of wood. He hammers eight all the way in and four only halfway in. How many
nails are left?
I'd say there are 8 nails left..........1 in the middle.......and 8 on the
right. |
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