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 ID: 182744 Posts: 1589 | Date: 2008-02-03 02:11 I ran across this on the web and just thought it too funny!
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.
Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be
here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to
ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've
come to..."
"Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting
you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know
babies are my specialty?"
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a
seat".
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me .I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and
perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can
really spread out there."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!"
"Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try
several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure
you'll be pleased with the results."
"My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out
in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."
"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby
pictures.
"This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
"Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother
was so difficult to work with."
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done
right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look"
"Four and five deep? "said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother
was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when
darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack
it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your,
uh...equipment?"
"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can
get to work right away."
"Tripod?"
"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to
be held in the hand very long."
Mrs. Smith fainted .   Have faith that the universe will unfold as it should  |
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 ID: 178685 Posts: 89 | Date: 2008-02-03 04:55 Oh yes Karl...my mom was faxed this by a friend a while back when we were still
in Africa and she laughed so much she was almost rolling on the floor ~ she then
went and sent it to all her friends and everybody loved it. So cleverly worded
and absolutely hilarious!! It's my mom's kinda sense of humour too...we
thoroughly enjoyed reading it again..thanks for livening up our day, enjoy yours
:-))  |
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 ID: 228723 Posts: 132 | Date: 2008-02-06 11:13 hahahhaha nice!! |
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 ID: 224782 Posts: 10 | Date: 2008-02-07 01:13 Hey, my "normal" Canon is 400 mm 2.8!
Yea, baby!
Good post, thanks for the laughs all the way from Bangkok!
John |
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